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Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure
My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!
When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit
Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!
Otis - Dude.....gross
its simply the bradman bandits
"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"
"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"
1.)A lesbian who engages in oral copulation with another girl
Don't bother trying to pick up on those two, their canyon bandits(e.g. it's cool my old lady goes both ways.... She's a total canyon bandit)
When a guy has a bigger dick than you and steals your significant other
Don’t let the big dick bandit get close he’ll steal your bitch
A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.
The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit