Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.
A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.
A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
A person who only is here to poach players for their own benefit rather than being genuine.
You are a f*cking Recruitment Bandit. Please leave now.
A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy
“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”