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The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.
You have a mad case of tumble-beard this morning !
Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.
I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.
n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.
2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance
Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?
Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.
A failure of a beard....kinda looks like a scarf on the guys neck...very very unattractive
"ew look at him with his muffler beard"
The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.