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Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013


Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance

Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.

by darthrishun January 3, 2015


bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010


Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.

The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.

by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 18, 2020


Chineck-beard

The beard in which grows upon the 2nd chin which is actually more upon the neck such as in the case of a double chin.

Wow that guys chineck-beard is really intense.

by Sha~Mari November 11, 2018


kaitlynn beard

Rude, Self centered, and gets jealous easily. She dosent care about anyone else or there feelings. She only cares about herself and is stuck up.

Kaitlynn beard: rude brat

Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.

by Raelee November 23, 2021


beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.

Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.

by slax0r December 1, 2016