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Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.
Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.
Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.
When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
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When a person who you usually do not consider attractive dresses in a way that makes you think about sleeping with them, but the feeling, like a boner, only last for a certain time
Jake: Haley was wearing a shirt that made her boobs look big, it totally gave me a boner high.
Ryan: I had boner high for Chelsea after the party last week but when i saw her today it was gone.
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n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection
When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.
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A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
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When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.
Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.
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An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."
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Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner
Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.
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