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A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.
Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?
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an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
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One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.
The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.
The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.
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A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.
Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon
Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.
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Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner
Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.
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An erection produced by sexual arousal due to thoughts about dining at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
"Whenever I think about going to that all-you-can-eat place, I get a buffet boner."
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When a male ejaculates during sexual intercourse and then retains an erection and continues to have intercourse.
Last night was incredible. I totally fucked Melissa with a zombie boner.
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