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when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest
Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?
Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions
Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak
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When two men are penetrating a female, one vaginally and one anally, while another female is providing oral sex to the first female and putting a finger in the ass of each man. All happening at the same time.
Man last night was crazy, me and Steve met of with these girls downtown and ended up having an Irish Breakfast!
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When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
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A functional peice of lingerie that can be used to eat your breakfast out of.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.
WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?
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beer and tomato juice
drink up, breakfast of champions
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an act of oral sex taking place between 4am-1030 am.
Dude i just had the best mexican breakfast this morning.
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