Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.
Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!
Example of Britishism
Štefan - Ooh I'm bri'ish i like to chug sum tea innit.
Jackson - Why are you Britishist to me mate?
Snow that is found in purely Britain and on top of Glaciers. Consists of: 2 parts mud to 1 part snow. Also after 2 hours of been on the floor, it turns into a slushy, muddy mixture on the pavement/road.
Me and the family went out to enjoy the British Snow, sadly we came home dirty, wet and cold.
The act of sneezing into a woman's pussy flaps like a tissue and letting the snot run down her vagina
"Yo bro, this girl had some ginormous flaps so I did the British Bowclacker on them. It was amazing!"
A General Manager that yells out "oh Jiminy crickets", "God dammit fuck me", and "oh bollocks.". large disgruntled, unorthodox, confounded, belligerent, yells out and speaks with such heavy accent and lowly that you can't understand him.
Steve yelled out something in British and Stefano said he was being"British belligerence"
When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat
It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British
Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night
Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka
It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.
Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”