Jon Bong Jovi

1)The name of my bong.
2)A comical play on words.Surely to make any stoner giggle.
3)A good way to disguise the fact that your going to smoke weed.

1) Hey dude, come over later, we're gonna have a sess with Jon Bong Jovi.
-Sweeeeet.
2) Billy Bong Thorton, Wesley Pipes, and Jon Bong Jovi.
-Bong Jovi, thats funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
3) Man, let's go 'listen' to Bon Jovi *insert wink*!
-(Parent) Bon Jovi again? Are you sure my son is not a fag?

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bong people

People who wear their hair up in a bun but on top of their head.

" Omg Zoey look at that bong person, she has a big bong!"

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Bing Bong Bing

another word for Asian

Josh loves to go out with bing bong bings

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BONG BELLY PICKNEY

it`s a jamiacan word used for a greedy person who ate too much

da bwai is a bong belly pickney
yu chop all the food like yu`re a bong belly pickney

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Bing Bong Brothers

A little known song from te snl trio The Lonley Island

the music video consists of two of the members of the trio In Mario Moustaches singing about, what else, showing you their penis

J: Doood gues what
C: What?
J: i just at a grape and i Jizzed in my pants
C: Guess what
J: Wut?
C: And then i show you my penis
J: dooood wtf was that shit?
C: -Facepalm- you'venever heard bing bong brothers?
J: nah man i dont listn to non does pussy bands
C: -Uberfacepalm-

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bong burn

The nasty built up resin in a bong that is so bad no amount of cleaning can take it off.

Guy 1: dude I tryed to clean my bong for an hour yesterday and it just wouldn't get clean.
Guy 2 : dude that's because you have bong burn, that's never coming off.

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Bing-Bong

what you say to call people out when they say something politically incorrect. bing-bong is an expletive and a verb. you can 'Bing-bong' sexism, gayism (homophobia), racism, classism, speciesism, or any other -ism. the 'bing-bong' often called out loudly, sounds like a doorbell (like ding-dong) with the Bing at a higher pitch than the bong. 'bing-bong' is said directly after the inappropriate joke or comment, often interrupting the sentence, but it can also wait until after the thought is finished.

kid 1, "you throw like a girl"

kid 2, "Bing-Bong!"

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