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California pickup

A convertible with the top down and loaded with goods, generally tall or bulky objects that will not fit in a closed vehicle.

"That privacy screen is too large to fit in my Crown Vic."
"True that, but it will fit in my California pickup."

by broogle November 07, 2008


california ballsack

When you cut of a brodie's balls and fuck the hole where the balls used to be

Dude, I went to get a sex change and woke up to the doc givin' me a California Ballsack

by Pepsi Nigga January 12, 2017


Alpine, California

a small ass town somewhere by some random ass mountain kinda in san diego. if you're coming here then there is a good chance that a cow will be blocking the road. This town is full of snobby bitches. lol

Sarah: Where do you live?

Jake: Alpine, California!

Sarah: Oh, so you live on a ranch?

by Poopieforlyfe9876543 May 28, 2012


california crisp

When you bust a nut on a woman's stomach and let it dry then she eats it

I gave my girlfriend a California crisp last night she said it tasted delicious

by Weezy1800 February 26, 2018


california klondike

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.

California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.

by Genteel February 14, 2016


California Sidewalk

Sidewalks in California are generally a crooked mess due to earthquakes, thus, this is a way of describing a person's very crooked teeth.

Christa: "Do you see that guy over there? He's kind of hot..."

Ally: "No! I saw him smile at the bartender while you were showing your tits to that guy in the bathroom...California Sidewalk, dude."

Christa: "Fuck me, right?!"

by Ally-sahn February 29, 2012


california carbonara

when you cum on a girl's hemorrhoids

I was into it with Debbie last night, real deep, let me california carbonara her!

by skwurllll November 11, 2021