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A chav, or more commonly known as a retard is one who eats only at places that are near free. Example: a bin. They wear only tracksuits and select fabric that they find that has at least:
-Been worn 40 times (minimum)
-Been run over by a car that has been stolen
-Had spilt food on it
-Was made in a country they think is a city
A typical chav, would go around, spitting on people because it marks their territory. Eat at McDonalds for nearly every meal, except when they get paid (by stealing) and actually pay for their meal.
A male chav is incredibly bad tempered and rapes the nearest female when he is ready, usually at the age of 12-15.
A female chav is always looking for a mate. As soon as she is born she tries to wear thongs infront of fellow chavs and lose her virginity at the age of 11-13. If she hasn't, her parents will spank her until she is forced to say 'I will not rob McDonalds for a month.
Chavs usually use insults such as 'DICKHEAD' and 'BELLEND' without actually knowing what it means. They tend to live in the back gardens of those on holiday or in someone's unused room without them knowing. Their natural habitat is a bin.
The chav population in an alley is impossible to count, as there is too many.
A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P
1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus
A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others
After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...
A self-satisfied lowly dick/wanker face whose sole purpose in life is to cause chaos. In Northern England, this word is used commonly as an insult.
After repeatedly impersonating women over the phone in order to scare others, Ryan was dubbed the local 'chav' of the greater Seattle area...
a chav is a type of person from a working class family who urinates in stair wells and wears track suit bottoms 24/7.
hello there mate! you are a nice looking chav aren't you! (chav" oi go away bruv you dont know who i am".
are usually described as a beautiful, or loving person.
Aww James is such a chav
I love Frank he is such a chav