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"yo im free in rock clock chopstick"
"bro really??!?!"
When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.
oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!
A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight
Moscow Mule, anyone?
One who works or can work round the clock.
The master is making his servant work almost like a clock needle.
are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary
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A phrase used when arguing or agreeing with someone stating a fact against someone else while being extremely right in the argument.
Or used as saying shut up to someone.
Emma - “Girl that’s why your boyfriend left you for me”
Jasmine - “CLOCK IT”