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A person who is popular among hipsters.
He's the new Prince Coke Zero, he's a real humanitarian.
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1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float.
2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.
Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!
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The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.
Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!
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Very clean, all white, Nike Air Force 1’s, or white Air Jordan 1’s.
As referred to in the song “Family not a group” by SOBxRBE
“Coke white buffs these hoes fresher than a 9th grader”
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"You can have a coke" is a more socially and publicly acceptable way of saying "you can s my d".
Can also be combined with lol-cat-speak for "You can haz a coke" or "A coke -- you can haz it".
Bon Qui Qui at King Burger:
Customer: Can I get a #6 with a cookies & cream milkshake?
Bon Qui Qui: You sure you don't just want a coke?
Customer: Pardon?
Bon Qui Qui: Then I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it. I don't even know how to use that blender, they got me pressin' all these crazy buttons. No, you can have a coke.
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When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.
I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!
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An obscure highly-questionable drink often endorsed by women in their early-to-mid 20s. The rum and coke or even whiskey and coke are the superior options as you're mixing darker alcohol types with darker mixers. However, rumor has it the vodka diet coke in particular has karaoke-boosting properties within one hour of consumption.
Madii: "People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?"
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