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A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
This school is doesn’t smell nice
I went to Belvedere college and this school doesn’t smell nice
A surreal college that feels like it's not even real.
You're greeted with an alright campus with more trees than students, constant housing problems, high-school like drama, and general weird happenings like:
- Bats biting and attacking students
- Drive by BB gun shootings
- Drive by slurs
- ...okay the townies are just their own breed basically
- Drunk college students climbing student houses
- Henderson orgies
- The egregious idea of 'woo-wednesdays' in which students party on a wednesday night... every wednesday
- Everyone knowing everyone so secrets never last
And much much more!
Anon: "So where do you go to school kid?"
Student: "I go to the College of Wooster."
Anon: "What and where's that?"
Student: "Yes."
college debt is what evveryone fears the most, there is no way out of it
college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
what people say when they're embarrassed to say they go to nassau community college. see nassau community college for why people are embarrassed
i go to nassau college
where is that?
east garden city..
isn't that nassau community college?
yeah
You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.
College for emojiology
A shit ton of money, College is expensive
Person 1, Yo, I just gave my College savings to an E girl
Person 2, bruh why did you do that