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A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.
Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.
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During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
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A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.
Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!
The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
Damn I gave that girl the Alaskan Condom
A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.
Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.
An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties
Person 1:
You are very condomic
Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out
A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".