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a comical way of saying head lice. the opposite of (but still very similar to) pubic lice.
Hey, thanks for letting me borrow your hat. There's only a small problem, though:
you gave me head crabs, ass-fuck!
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a delicacy excreted from female crabs during spawning, mighty hard to catch but fantastic for puting the ying back into someones yang
Warwick had some crab water and instantly felt full of yang
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a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.
Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.
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A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
Rebel loved engaging in the Alabama crab dangle with his life partner Forkman.
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A position durring intercourse where by some means the male props up his legs so that his genitalia dangle whilst humping.
So I said "Shut the fuck up before I hit you with the mexican crab dangle bitch!"
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When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.
Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
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One places sriracha on the tip of their penis, and then inserts into their partner whom is in the doggy style position. First to scream is the crab, and receives a buttering.
Sarah tried to run away like an Alaskan fire crab when I put sriracha on my penis.
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