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long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.
Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.
A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats
Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant
Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.
“How’d it go?”
“Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”
An old politician who is outdated on policy and cannot speak in clear sentences.
when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)