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Someone who loves the youtuber “Dream” and does whatever they can to date him/love them by doing gestures like giving large amounts of money.
(Usually a young girl.)
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a deadly disease that causes your brain to become one of a complete degenerate. symptoms include: becoming a non-functioning member of society, brain loss, zero sex, cringe to the point of death, morphing into a 12 year old, listening to "music", crying to minecraft though you only started playing last tuesday, and death.
Dream SMP Degenerate: hey do you watch the Dream SMP?
Mentally capable individual: no but i see them streaming on twitch a lot.
Dream SMP Degenerate: what's twitch?
Mentally capable individual: PogO
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The belief that you will live in ease and harmony by recieving a great amount of money with as little effort as possible.
This belief is most commonly followed by people 20+ who wake up one day and realize/believe that is is too late to go to college and find a job that you enjoy. So they sit around on their ass all day, go to work at the gas station/Burger King, then on the way home in their '81 Ford they pick up like 10 lottery tickets with a day's earnings and go home and yell at their kids and wait till 10 o'clock to check their lotto numbers. Then they lose, blame all of their troubles on some war being fought in some distant country they can't pronounce and go to sleep. Repeat every day until retirement.
If I won the lottery, I'd have everything I ever wanted, and all I'd ever do is sit around and play Xbox and never do anything to contribute to the world around me.
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American dream a'merikan dri:m - the idea that by applying the laws of the jungle - survival of the fittest, either everybody would get rich, or all the poor people would die out.
- Say, buddy, can you spare some change?
- Get a job, you bum! Learn to live in the American dream.
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Annoying hyper-patriotic crap that America tries to force-feed the rest of the world on a regular basis. Maybe if they didn't commit mass genocide on the Natives, break several of their own promises and live on stolen land it would actually have some sort of honour to it <3
Judge: (to President Bush) You have killed thousands of Iraqi militants and civilians alike, stole their land and oil resources, and to top it all off you blamed it all on a false claim.
Bush: But it's the American Way! (long, dull, over-emotional and hypocritical speech about the American Dream)
Person: People and fish living together... yeah yeah whatever! He's killed far more people than Saddam ever did now sentence him!
Judge: But he was only trying to achieve the American Dream...
Person: Yeah, you're right! Let's raise the flag and honour ourselves for the fact that we totally intervened and devastated Iraq! Saddam WAS evil (and made life bad) and although we have now made Iraq MUCH worse it doesn't matter because it's the American way! *raises flag*
(Definition for American Dream, the)
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A dream catcher is another name for the underwear/boxers/panties during a wet dream. When a male is sleeping and has a wet dream his underwear/boxers will catch the cum allowing for little mess. When a female is sleeping and has a wet dream her panties will become very moist and not allow the juicy goodness to run down her thighs.
Adam woke up early Thursday morning after a steamy dream of his friend Theresa, but when he reached down to adjust himself he felt the stickiness of his load on his dream catcher. All Adam could do is smile and think how it would have felt if he blew his load in Theresa.
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Literally the best thing on earth My opinion
The Dream SMP is an invite-only survival multiplayer Minecraft server. Created by YouTubers Dream and GeorgeNotFound, it stars them and fellow Minecraft content creators who roleplay as fictionalized versions of themselves within a loose overarching storyline.
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" The Dream SMP is the best thing on earth! <3 "
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