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A dumb bitch with a small dick who sucks at sex, has brown hair, and only brushes his teeth once a day.
Damn diego you live like this?
God you’re such a diego.
The act of going home, beating your meat, and passing out
When I get home, I'm going to Diego.
Depressed, pulled to many girls so he decided to move on to boys. They/Them
Person 1: Ur such a diego
Person 2: wrd
Usually a terrible and manipulative person. Someone who everyone hates because they are the type of person to brag about self-harm or something stupid like that.
"You're such a Diego!!" "Bro don't say that to me, you know how mean that is."
Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
Diego come fuck me in the ass oh wait nevermind
This boy will be the nicest boy you'll ever meet. He may not have the best looks but he'll find a way to charm you by his words. He'll tell you over and over again that he would do anything for you even take a bullet for you. If you get the chance date him and than marry him.
me: Diego asked me out today!
friend: OMG! your so lucky!!