Describing someone whose phone number isn’t saved as a contact in your phone.
Friend: how are things going with that guy you’re texting?
Me: he still only ten digits
The implementation of data, insights, and purposeful content to improve physical, mental, and spiritual health, allowing consumers to be mindful of their digital activity.
To keep yourself sane online, you should practice Digital Wellness
That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.
I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!
(1)the act of being in shit fear of the loss of tit, to the extent that one legislates secret organizations that become common knowledge but still retain the desirable anonymity to deeper scrutiny/scewtiny.
(2) the need to keep an unbelievable amount of focus on a guests hands due to their notoriety for palming collectibles, and pilfer-y.
(3) the act of looking back and forth between the screen and keyboard as a result of unprofessional typing skills.
(4) paranoia over the general public's private affairs, marked by the epic decision to appropriate through immoral yet legislated and legally sanctioned activities that include. the use of internet stalkery, facial-Geo-tracing , and by a considerable and unrealistic expense of public funds that must be borrowed. tactical proceedural planning with intent to procure home invasion skill and experience to cause discovery of peoples private affairs and produce, indite, to lengthy and ultimately ruining proceedings, that socially shame-rape individual people who might have acquired something or any quantity of possessions without subjecting themselves to 30 percent deprivation of award, for state funding , generate revenue and state-tistics that further the gravity of their paranoia.
(5) the collection of peoples private info and interests in the form of bytes on servers that no one realized were in Russia, by federal entities, and law enforcement of immoral appropriation tactics.
digital monitoring by the state has become the general form of government racketeering
-Man1- The drones have been circling today! We cant be doin this with the curtains open Man!
-Man2- "Shut the fuck up Dildoe that shit ai'nt real! why would they waist theyz gas when they watching you right now through my huge ass Samsung tv and your peter-beater? PPPPsh . brush up on digital monitoring ......your trippin Twerp load that fucker, and give me back my torch...
A term used for two furries for when they are performing a sexual act known as yiffing.
Person 1: Don't walk into Daniels room
Person 2: Why?|
Person 1: He's Digiting
Supporting a cause (ideology), politician, or organization (501c3 predominantly) on the internet: clogging up social media and the companies server space. Regardless of the analog format or digital format it all stinks of rotting time and space of unsuspecting. No one really cares about saving the whales or growing organic wheatgrass or going to another person's alma mater in order to support the college to keep the underwater basketweaving program afloat pretending it has a viable career option or worthy investment of your time and/or money.
Rando Internet Mutual Aquantance:
Hey dudes and dudetts for my birthday teaming up with facebook fam in solidarity and to occupy greenpeace diesel barge for oceanic protest of the ancient ritual of Japanese Whaling.
(Forewarning Friend)
Hey broh, watch out for that cat who is a mutual acquaintance wants you to join their cause and protest with signatures from the street corner to start digital canvassing for money from suckers. When you see them at the party this weekend don't engage. Abort Abort.
The term digital goodtime was originally coined by George Clinton on Outkast's masterpiece Aquemini, in reference to the use of sampling and HiFi to enhance an artist's tracks. However, over time the term turned into a reference to an incredibly powerful shit. The term digital, which is often a slang term for poo among the young people, was the catalyst for this transformation, with the addition of goodtime as a nod to the vile nature of said shit.
Me: I can't believe you at six Chalupas and the cinnastix at Toxic Hell last night.
You: Yeah, I went home and had a digital goodtime for the rest of the night.