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A soft gay persons dick that is non intimidating since it’s a gay persons
Bro I was watching this show and these two gay guys just whipped out they’re rubber dongs and I realized I was actually on a porn channel
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Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”
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The condition wich becomes a man as he ages and his pubic hair turns grey.
I don't know what's up, I don't have any grey hairs on my head but I definitely have a schlong dong silver.
There's a thing called a dong bong - it is a beer bong with a penis on the end of it where you put your mouth. So if you want to say something really and truly sucks you say that they suck the dong bong...because it is humiliating.
Melissa: Have you heard of that band, Fall Out Boy?
Annie: Oh yeah man, they suck the dong bong.
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