Donut Friday

Donut Friday refers to a growing trend within workplaces (particularly in the pro bono legal sector) where donuts are ordered, purchased and consumed by staff for morning tea each Friday.

"Man, I just can't wait for Donut Friday... I'm gonna get a cinnamon one!"

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Donut Stamp

Similar to "Teabagging", Donut Stamping involves pressing ones bare anus against the victim, leaving a donut shaped poo stamp.

As if Teabagging wasn't enough, the group of madmen repeatedly donut stamped the poor fellow until he turned completely brown.

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Spikey donut

When given a blowjob the female uses her teeth in a way resembling a donut with spikes

"dude this chick has the perfect face for a spikey donut"

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Blue Donut

When you draw on the teacher’s board. Yep!

Blue Donut! Yep!

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Powdered Donut

Cum in a girl's face, then shove it into the sand.

After having sex on the beach with that girl, I gave her a Powdered Donut.

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Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.

You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts

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dunkin donuts

Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.

"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"

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