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Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 12, 2020


deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.

My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.

by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019


3D Print Farm

A 3D Print Farm is a Facility (typically built by a hobbiest in the field of 3D printing but the term can be used to refer to a large scale additive manufacturing facility) is a room or building filled with a large number of 3D printers working to do one of two things. 1: Generate a large number of parts for the owner's personal project 2: mass print a large number of items meant to be sold by some means of commerce

I could make a thousand of those at my 3D print Farm.

by Ginger Kid with a 3d printer April 10, 2024


farm fatale

1) A badass hot woman that actually runs the show on the farm
2) A hot farm girl that uses her charm and looks to get what she wants
3)the opposite of a barn boss

The Farm Fatale told the Barn Boss she was getting a new horse.

When I asked who ran the farm they pointed to the good looking woman. Then I knew she was a farm Fatal.

by FarmerMark82 April 28, 2020


farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018


Farming cuhhhh

A fag

A farming cuhhhh is a fag

by May 16, 2022


Niglet farming

A Farm where you take care of niglets and feed them.

Ron: Hey what do you do for a living Jim: i do niglet farming :)

by Cupcakebackpack January 25, 2023