When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.
If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.
Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.
1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.
step-co-father-in-law.
1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.
a figment of my imagination
person 1: whens my father coming back with the milk?
person 2: never.