Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

step-co-father-in-law

Stepchild-in-law's father.

My step-co-father-in-law is a good person.

step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.

step-co-father-in-law.

step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.

Step-co-father-in-law.

My Father

a figment of my imagination

person 1: whens my father coming back with the milk?
person 2: never.