February 15th

National Tell Your Crush You Like Them day. Tell your crush about your feelings and maybe they will like you back. It also the day after valentimes day so love is in the air

Jack: hey i really like that girl over there

Jill: well then go tell her, its is February 15th after all...

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February 10

non-canon national day but it’s a really important day when you ask someone to sit on your face before Valentine’s Day but when the person denied, get their IP address

Person 1: hey it’s February 10

Can you sit on my face?

Person 2: ew no lol
Person 1: -get their IP address-

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February 26th

National cuddle your best friend day

“Hey Haley, guess what today is?
“What”
“February 26th”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i get to hug (cuddle) you”

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february 12

A special someones b-day treat that person like a queen take them somewhere special and if they're a virgin take their virginity

Happy birthday its February 12th.Wanna have sex I wanna take your virginity

February 12th meaning its a special someones b-day treat that person like a queen or king and take them somewhere special and if they're a virgin take their virginity

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february slut

The act of dressing like you would in the summer time, in the month of february. It would not be considered slutty in the summer, but since the dress occured in the month of february, the person who did this act can be deemed a slut, or to be more specific and less demeaning, a february slut.

Wow, Katie...don't be such a february slut...what is it july?

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February 28th

National suck your best friend’s dick day

Boy bestfriend: Today is February 28th
Girl bestfriend: So?
Boy bestfriend: That means you have to suck my dick
Girl bestfriend: Oh shit

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February 9

It’s swagapino homies day.

On february 9, tag your homies. (only if they’re swagapino/swagapina)

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