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Finger Bang is the name of the boy band the boys from South Park and Wendy try to start up in order to make Cartmen's life long dream come true, to make ten million dollars.
To finger bang to use ones finger as a gun.
Finger Bang to rapidly insert one's finger(s) in and out of the pussy or anus.
"Have you heard Finger Bang's new cd? It's banging!"
With the hand in a gun shape - "Bang Bang I shot you down."
Guy 1 "So how was having Anna over last night?"
Guy 2 "Oh it was totally great I finger banged her all night long."
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A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.
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To essentially finger a girl, without getting in. Basically, your hand is in her pants but not her underwear.
"Did he finger you last night?"
"Not completely. He more dry fingered me."
"Does it still feel good?"
"Yeah."
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Large to Unhealthy lines of cocaine that when spread out with a razor or credit/ID/Metro Card resembles a gorilla's finger.
Used as a noun.
Hey John, will you cut me out another gorilla finger? I need to start my day.
Yo son you always hook it up with those fat gorilla fingers. My nose bled for hours last time.
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Salad Fingers is a man, a man with a plan, a man with a vision, a man of great vision, he's a guy, he's a dude, a dude who lactates, warm milk "comes out from the inside of his teat" when he rubs nettles against it, and the best thing about this guy is that his fingers are made of leaf vegetables.
AND he's VERY, VERY, creepy. And he stutters nervously whenever he speaks.
Picture the scene right, you've got a fish cooking in the oven, it's so far at the back that you can't even reach it, so what do you do, you should HELP HELP HELP and some poor guy comes in with a look of permanent terror on his face, no one knows what terrible things this poor soul has seen but the worst is still to come for him, in he comes, you tell him about the fish and explain that with his "supple... little... frame...." he might be able to climb into the oven and get it for him. What do you do next? Well obviously you shut the oven, pierce your leafy fingers on a meat hook on the wall, enjoy the gorgeous sensation and sigh ecstaticly that you "like it when the red water comes out", doze off and eventually wake up in a pool of your own blood smelling the fumes wafting from the oven and comment that "that fish must be almost done by now".
And Salad Fingers has got a room with the all his old friends, minus skin and skeletons, hanging on hooks on the wall.
All I can say is, make sure you've got your SPOON GUARD if this li'l fella comes a-knockin' on your door. He's got a real thing for RUSTY SPOONS. (Spoon guard is available free of charge at rathergood.com, as well as a warning about the possible side effects of spoon guard).
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A unit of measure for the distance between the legs of a female, below the pussy, when standing in a natural position. The measurement is not universal as it varies based the size of the fingers of the surveyor. There is a negative correlation between the finger-gap and weight of a female.
That slammin' girl has a two finger-gap.
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To insert one or more fingers into a vagina for sexual pleasure. It can also be when the clit is rubbed to bring on an orgasm. It is often done as foreplay to get the female wet enough for sex or by guys who aren't 'up' for having sex
Guy: Want to fuck?
Girl: I can't, I'm not wet.
Guy: I'll finger fuck you to get you wet.
Girl: Ok.
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