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When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver
Must be nice to drive Mrs Daisy and get a Dirty Flowers every day
The act of a penis going hard during rigor mortis stage of death of a man.
Chandler - "I found Dustins body in the bed with a corpse flower, it was smaller than i expected."
The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.
Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?
A flower case is one of those "aesthetic" cases all the indie girls have.
flower phone cases are "so in"
Watching some Dr. Phil, drinking wine, and Flower Pounding is the definition of a productive Friday night.
When a heterosexual man matches with a transgender woman on a dating app, leading to them hooking up with each other later on, not knowing the person is trans until it's too late.
"John was making out and fondling with Michelle in his car, but suddenly felt a penis down there."
"No way! Talk about a flower trap!"
Someone who is really into flowers and their different parts, and I mean really into flowers... like really really into flowers.
Jim: Hey man why are you drooling?
Shawn: Look at that stem... and the pedals.. god damn im in a rut right now... I think ima flower-sexual