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A sometimes derogatory slang term for someone either born or raised in Minnesota, Eastern South and North Dakota and Western Wisconsin that is sometimes also used as a badge of honor by said people. Derived from an alternate version of the children's game "duck, duck goose" played almost exclusively in the afore mentioned region of the United States. Supposedly, saying "grey duck" instead of "goose" allows for psych-out plays where you could say "greeen duck" or "grrrravel duck" or some such nonsense.
Alternate spelling: Gray Duck
Girl one "Where you from?"
Girl two "Sioux Falls, South Dakota"
Girl one "...oh."
Girl two "Yep, I'm a Grey Duck!"
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an asian person of Chinese, Japanese or Korean descent
Oh my God, look at that "duck" wearing all that Hello Kitty stuff.
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You get a girl on her knees and start quacking like a duck while you pee all over her.
Thanks to Donkey, Chris, and Freak for coming up with this at Penn State.
Dude #1: Dude did your girlfriend just go swimming?
Dude #2: Nah man, I just gave her the Golden Duck!
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When you meant to type "fuck up" but you fucked up.
A: Shut the duck up!
A: Oh shit I meant duck up.
A: DUCK.
A: Ducking autocorrect.
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It rhymes.
The most basic meaning is someone or something with dumb luck.
My dog's name is Lucky Duck because he's lucky I got him out of the pound and he isn't a duck.
A lucky duck was crossing the road and didn't get hit by a car somehow. Asshole.
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An extremely loud that makes your butthole explode and rumble, and when it comes out it sounds like you accidentally stepped on a duck and it screamed. Usually happens when you hold a fart until you can't hold it anymore.
Bruno: *hardly and loudly farts*
Reese: "Yo Bruno, what did ya just step on a duck?!"
Bruno: "Yeah, and it feels like my ass ripped in half."
Reese: "Pull yourself together, dude."
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1. Sexual intercourse
2. Digging a hole in the ground and putting a duck carcass in and covering it up.
1. While Michael was at work screwing around with his blog, his wife was home burying the duck with the pool boy.
1a. Being newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Lipstick like to go home for lunch and bury the duck.
2. Skinbad cursed the rocky ground on the day he had to bury a duck because he had to hit the road to go buy a water heater.
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