mainstream friend

A friend who does not participate in the underground culture of rollerblading.

The word was derived from all of the underground music, such as Anticon, associated with the rollerblading world compared to the many mindless musicians and bands like 50 Cent, Coldplay, and The All-American Rejects whom the average friend gobbles up, never realizing the intellectual greatness of the underground.

This mirrors the world of rollerblading because of the lack of common knowledge most people have of it.

Rollerblader 1: Yo dawg, you wanna roll today?
Rollerblader 2: Naw man, I'm hangin' with mainstream friends.

Rollerblader: Could you name one pro rollerblader?
Mainstream Friend: No.
Rollerblader: That's what I thought.

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Friend ho

An individual who friend requests anyone and everyone on Facebook, MySpace or any other online social networking site for no other reason than to have a huge friends list.

"Every time I log onto Facebook, I got another person I don't know friend requesting me. I'm so sick of these friend hos".

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Gremlin Friend

A Gremlin Friend is that one friend we all have who hates the sunlight, has terrible mental health, and has no idea what a sleep schedule is. But they’re also lowkey cute and you want to hug them.

I think I’m the Gremlin Friend.

That’s because you are.

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fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

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conditional friend

Your friend only for as long as they get pleasure or gain something from the friendship; only as long as it does not cost too much.

When a friend is down, I help him out. But when his life falls into place and mine isn't going so well, where is he to be found? That's a conditional friend.

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Anyway friend

The one person in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway

Sam: "I will love you anyway. No matter what happens...I am your anyway friend"

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Sister friend

A friend who is like a sister.

I love how my sister friend is supportive.

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