fruit ninja

a hand job, performed by free, with the receiver having no indebtedness whatsoever to the administrator

Meesh thoroughly enjoys fruit ninjas, if you know what I mean.

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Fruit up

Getting your tackle felt at public or grammar school.

Here boy, fruit me up and I won't report you to sir for playing soggy biscuit with Hodges and Wilkinson-Smythe.
fruit up

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fruit seed

The semen of a gay person

That gay guy sprayed his fruit seed all over your dads face

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fresh fruit

In northern cities, fruit that has been preserved since summer and is thawed out and sprayed with water to look "just picked" in mid january, when there is 6 inches of snow outside.

I went to the supermarket in the snowstorm and got some fresh fruit picked last august.

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the fruit basket

penis and nuts showing through your squeezed legs.

aww shit bitch, your fruit basket makes me want to sit un your hard shaft and put it in my unlubricated vagina

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Fruit Juice

Used to describe s straight man who does something considered to be gay or feminine. In the movies Jay might use this word to Describe Silent Bob.

man 1: I had to wash the dishes today after work.
man 2: Isn't that supposed to be your wifes job, fruit juice?
OR
man 1: *bumps into man 2*
man 2: watch it, fruit juice!

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Fruit Loop

Someone who is fruity, and is not straight. I know because I practically made up the definition of that word.

Psssst Betsy, doesn't that new guy look like a fruit loop?! Jannie, how do you see him as a piece of cereal? NOOOOO STUPID, not cereal a gay!

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