Ghetto Gormet

Enhancing the most basic meals with a little zazz. For example, taking KD and saucing it up with some cajun spice, ground beef, and shredded swiss for a gormet KD.

Playa 1: "no way I'm eating raman, dude. That shit is nasty."
Playa 2: "Chill; I'm a ghetto gormet."

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ghetto booty

A woman with an extremely large sized glutious maximus.

Did you see Anna? Damn that girl has a ghetto booty!

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ghetto bus

The Suburban Chevrolet from the ghettos of Eden Prairie. Almost like a real one, minus the bullet holes and crack pipes.

Let's take a ride in the Ghetto Bus!

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ghetto smack

The art of hitting someone with any nearby object, animal or person.
Came about due to lack of professional weapons in ghettos or slums, thereby requiring for the assailant to use any available object.

Penny backtalked me at the carnival yesterday, so i picked up a midget and ghetto smacked that bitch back to Beirut.

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Ghetto Milk

When there is almost no milk left in the carton water is added and the carton is shaken, this creates ghetto milk.

Can also be used in most situations involving liquids and containers.

There was not enough milk for my cereal so i had to make some ghetto milk.

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Ghetto French

A term used to describe someone who cannot speak coherently.

Brah, you gone Ghetto French on me!

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ghetto rag

the kind of dew rag made out of one of those spandex book covers for your schoolbooks that cost 75 cents.

check out that foos getto rag.

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