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from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
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A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.
Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.
Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.
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Meaning that every good thing has something bad about it, the negative term for every cloud has a silver lineing.
Every rose has its thorn
Just as every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad,sad song
Every rose has its thorn
-every rose has its thorn by Poison
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An expression stating that even the lowest and unluckiest among us will one day have their glory.
"every dog has his day" - Tony Montana
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previously unknown information has been uncovered which has bearing on the current situation
Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)
Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."
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Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.
person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!
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An expression to use when something explodes.
Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!
Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.