Half a meatball

Of a lower intelligence; stupid; half a brain

"9+10 = 21? Are you half a meatball?"

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half-service

escort slang for head...oral sex

That bitch gives the best half-service I've ever had!

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Half caff

A mix of coffee that is half caffeinated and half decaf, which is primarily consumed by middle-aged women when they are not drinking white-wine spritzers.

"I'll have half caff, please," said the 35-year-old cat lady with bags under her eyes, to the strapping young barista.

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Half-Retarded

Some one Who is not fully retarded so you have some part of your brain where your retarded but not retarded in another.

My mom dropped me on my head sideways now I'm half-retarded.

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half baked

a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....

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Half tank

When a male is excited but not fully erect

When kevin saw that man he got a half tank

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half rhyme

A half rhyme is when a rapper says a word but changes the actual pronunciation to make it rhyme with the other lyrics. Especially in the song "oh yeah" by lil' scrappy. Where he rhymes "eyes" with 'tires' but really says "thighs"

"i was listening to Oh yeah the other day. and i just figured out that the official lyric is tires instead of thighs."

"oh i know, biggest half rhyme i have ever heard."

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