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The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.
Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!
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a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.
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This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'
if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.
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Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.
Dude, i scored a hat trick last night!
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Waking up in the morning without time to take a shower and get ready for the day, so you put on a hat to cover your unkempt hair.
I was running late so I pulled on some jeans and took a hat bath.
A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!
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