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What it sounds like. Foods that are considered to be "in", that hipsters and the general adolescent crowd of America live for. This includes frozen yogurt (preferably Pinkberry), tea, sushi, skinny lattes, Trident Layers gum, Jamba Juice, frappes, Sour Power Straws, Vitamin Water, any obscure health food dishes, etc.
John: Dude, I need some hipster food NOW. The plaid on my shirt is starting to fade away, my beanie is disintegrating, and I can't even name a single unknown punk rock band!
Bob: Somebody get this man a double venti vanilla frappaccino with extra soy milk, stat!
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When one person demonstrates hipster dominion over another.
Guy: "I love this band!"
Guy 2: "I love them too. Infact, I love the limited edition split E.P. they did back in 02 the most".
Guy: "I don't think I know that record..."
Guy 2: "Hipster victory!"
Onlooker: "Enjoy it, prick".
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Not one to push the envelope too far, the Mormon Hipster tests the waters of hipster-dom by wearing “diet-hipster” clothes- All the hipster look without the calories, or, in this case, the homosexual tendencies. Rocking skinner than normal jeans, slightly lower neckline t-shirts, appropriately vintage footwear, and whimsical plastic framed glasses in day glow colors, the Mormon Hipster is cool enough to hang at an indie concert while still holy enough to attend church the next morning.
After church, my friend Dave and I bought neon pink nerdy glasses to complete our Mormon Hipster look.
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Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.
(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)
Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"
Bro 2: "WTF!"
Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"
Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."
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The term pseudo-hipster should be less aligned with widespread use of the term "hipster" and more closely identified as a trendster who channels the fashion and culture of hipsters. The term originated in Chicago once the hipsterism culture that still dominates the Ukranian Village, Wicker Park, and Logan Square areas began to implode (circa 2005) on itself and become a thing of mockery to social critics, intellectuals, and those who had been living a bohemian lifestyle in the pre-1995 era. The term pseudo-hipster is now used more liberally to describe individuals desparately clinging onto an ill-conceived attempt at attaining hipster identity.
Pseudo-hipsters can be frequently seen to prevail in suburban areas or parent's basements when not shopping in corporate stores heavily disguised as neo-vintage or vintage stores (a.k.a. Urban Outfitters) or in other sub-metro areas where a true bohemian or "hipster" lifestle is unattainable.
The Psuedo-hipster is markedly less elitist, if at all, than an hipster proper, and is also likely to be seen with his or her non-bohemian friends. The psuedo-hipster at his or her intellectual core does not truly or permantently identify him- or herself with nerdology, hipsterism, or the bohemian lifestyle; and, as mentioned before, can be loosely classed as a trendster who superficially identifies with the FASHION of the hipster "clique." Psuedo-hipsters who work, however, are usually more financially successful than their hipster muses and will usually hold jobs outside of the service industry or artist communities that are hipster mecca's. Due to the increase in cash flow by either living in a suburban basement or getting a finaciallly secure job, the pseudo-hipster will NOT have a true beer preference for Pabst Blue Ribbon.
<Mid-twenty year old walks by wearing skinny jeans, penguin polo, and vintage looking poorly-laced Nike's>
"I can't go anywhere anymore without seeing someone trying to be a hipster!"
"You can't really call him a hipster.
This is Kansas City...He's a pseudo-hipster at best.
And besides...isn't he getting into that Explorer with a ______ University School of Law sticker on the back?"
"Oh...good eye sniper. He'll be throwing away his skinny tie collection by next year!"
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A member of the douchebag family in the subculture class 'Hipster'. A Hipster Douche is typically found at fan conventions, tattoo conventions and weirdy bars in major metro areas. Like standard douchbags the Hipster douche maintains several cookie cutter tattoos on their arms chest or legs. Hispter Doucebags commonly wear dark colors, punker apparel, biker apparel, fake rim glasses, black kangol or army cap hats, chains and studs on clothing.
Sometimes found in the company of ameture porn stars in the "alt" porn industry.
Hobby and social interests of the Hipster douche seem to be made up of rock porn, adult swim cartoons, altporn, fan cons, ameture burlesque shows, motorcycles, and 50's era urban art revivalism as these represent aspects that attract certain social classes the Hipster douche desires to be part of.
Hipster douchebags represent a crossover of traditional douchebaggery to sectors of the subculture in the areas of hipsters, punkers, bikers and retro subculture revivalism.
As traditional douchebags are finding it hard to remain in just one area of culture.
Some aspects of the hipster douchebag that are alike to all douchebags:
1. Inherited wealth
2. exploitation or over steriotypical representation of the cultural framework they are emulating rather than honest expressions of self.
3. Heavy drinking
4. Sexism
The most common examples of Hipster Douches in the United States can be found in Philadelphia, PA, Manchester, NH and Los Angelis, CA.
Graham is such a Hipster Douche.
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The physical manifestation of the pain hipsters inflict upon society.
George: Man, this blister has been around ever since Bon Iver!!
Paul: What you've got there is a hipster-blister. Rub some dirt on it and stop wearing those Toms shoes, it'll go away.
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