Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

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sleep spooning

not quite spooning. this spooning is done alone.

when youre sleeping alone and lie like youre spooning someone.

i didnt get laid last night, but thats ok, i just sleep spooned the air
sleep spooning, wooo

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Spoon Guard

-One who has a guard on their spoon.
-In ancient form it was a cat found on a giant wooden spoon.
-Often used to keep random objects from entering one's rectum.

"Dude can you pass me that spoon guard cuase I need to stop these rainbows from crawling up my ass"

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Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

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greasy spoon

when u shove a wooden spoon up a girls ass when ur hittin it from the back and then u go and make brownies with it right after

tyler and zoe used the greasy spoon to make these brownies, and thats why everyone died

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silver spoon

tool for female self-stimulation

she drover herself to madness with a silver spoon

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spoon feed

To set up your buddy with a girl who is DTF and open to the idea of a one time bang - via someone you know. ex: your girlfriend, sister, mom.. hell, even grandma if you're sick like that.

Jerome, recently dumped by his girlfriend, needed a boost. I decided I'd try to cheer him up with a spoon feed.

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