Dick Brain

A Man who has a Dick for a brain and thinks with his dick

A guy who thinks with his dick and cheats on his girlfriends then thinks about his actions later in life this makes him a Dick brain

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brain cramp

spacing out for a moment or becoming very confused.

if someone was saying something and you misheard them, you could say 'brain cramp' or 'I'm having a brain cramp' to explain how you're confused or explain something idiotic you said.

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Brain Drill

Possibly the heaviest death metal band on the planet, formed in 2005, this American band consists of Dylan Ruskin, Steve Rathjen, Joe Bondra, and Ivan Munguia.

Brain Drill's 2008 Album was named 'Apocalyptic Feasting'.

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alien brains

An alignment of the male genetalia such that the testicles are squeezed against the inside of the scotum, creating the veiny, lumpy appearance of an alien's brain.

May be performed with just the scrotum and testicles, or with the scrotum tucked over the penis and then pulled tight. Sometimes accompanied by shouts of "alien brains" or simply "blaaaah."

Generally used as a sign of disrespect or in an attempt to disgust (sim. moon). As with similar acts, the term "alien brains" can refer to both the act of presenting alien brains, or the rearranged genetalia themselves.

Knut was being a whiny little wuss, so I alien brainsed him.

or

Kristina looked sick, so I showed her some alien brains. She barfed everywhere.

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brain fart

When someone does not perform an action that obviously should have been done, especially when you are under pressure and must think quickly.

Phillies fan: "Dude, Rod Barajas had a brain fart last night! He should have blocked the plate instead of standing up!"

Mets Fan: "That's not a surprise."

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mush brain

1.Old, burnt out,
2.What happens when you party and drink to much,
3.Used and abused also see maxhardcore,
4.Unaware of ones sorroundings,
5.One who cheats on tic-tac-toe,
6.Cracked out,
7.Why someone originated the qoute "theres a sucker born every minute",
8.Usually a girl that talks sh!t about something see has no idea about then you see her out and about and tries to say high, and her heels are ugly and has a flat butt. most often named nina.

red: do you want to chill with brad tonight
SEZk: naw mayn, your boy brad is such a mush brain.
red: hahahaha thats true. awsome dude

lucas: mayn that girl is on fire!
SEZK: get that! i got her on volume 2 and 3.
lucas: what ya talking bout sezk?
Sezk: ya didnt know? strait much brain. check phone photos.
Lucas: oh look!.. there she is.. with some lil boy shorts.

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E Brain

State of mind following a night of ecstasy use. Exemplified by
an inability to funtion properlly.

Last night was too much, those dolphins gave me total E Brain.

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