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A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.
"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."
"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."
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Giving head to ones self
My girlfriend was out of town last night, so, I partook in some 'self fellacio'
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Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.
Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?
Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!
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When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.
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The act off putting your own penis in your own rectum.
I found Matt performing self-analbation in his room the other night.
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An exaggerated sense of one’s own value or importance. -Emeasoba George
Self-Importance is synonymous with arrogance.
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Someone who is totally selfish and thinks only of them selves.
And there only goal in life is to fulfilll there own need and wants. In other words most of the population of the world.
He's just a self machine.
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