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the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.
Treatment for this condition is very harsh
Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree
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When you have a wet dream on christmas eve and wake up on christmas day to a "white" christmas
Cody-dude merry Christmas!
Jared- Its not very merry, I had a white Christmas if you know what I mean.
Cody-...me too
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A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.
I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday
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When you jizz on your partners face, while wearing a Santa hat.
Man, I totally gave my woman a White Christmas last night.
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When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.
Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.
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A derivative of the Manhattan Transfer, this involves the freezing of fecal matter to be used at a later date, preferably by two women in the ass to ass motion while the male enjoys from afar.
Jody and Melodie enjoyed a little Christmas in Manhattan at Will's house after he successfully froze a large turd he created some months before.
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a social dance that happens in December at my school. A very important even in a girl's life which you can go to ever 4 years.
Torrance: Hey Dave wanna go to that social event at my school, Christmas Dance?
Dave: I'd love to.
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