THAT BITCH , my literal best friend, also the richest person known to manπ
A person who is talented gorgeous amazing never seen before beautiful bitchπ€¨π€¨ THATS Jessica T π€«β€οΈ π₯π sheβs too cool for you though π
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when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.
Carl: so what do you think of my room?
you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
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When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.
He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.
Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.
Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.
When someone does something, says something, or wears something that Jessica would wear
That is so Jessica era of her
Caught a Jessica.
The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."
The most beautiful, nice, kind, smart, caring person you'll ever meet.
Wow, you know Jessica Luo. She's really nice. I might be in love with her.
I love you, Jessica. Happy anniversary <3