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grown ass man who everybody fucking simps for. Birthday on july 19.
SAPNAP AND QUACKITY SIMP FOR HIM
part of the mr beast vids
giggles like pennywise
sneezes like a fucking ipadkid
karl jacobs my beloved -chat
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a very talented musician that i am a very big simp for because i really like him a lot and i think he is very pleasing to the eye and i really like his voice and his personality and his very big vocabulary and his cheekbones and his hair and his fashion sense even though he always looks like a box of crayola crayons!! its ok though because everything he does is attractive
jacob: laughs
simp: oh god oh fuck that was the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life im. im going to harmonize his laugh and then put it on my instagram story and tag him in it then maybe he'll see it and repost it to his story. yes. its all coming together now its all jacob collier
jacob: sees and doesnt repost
simp: oh my god he saw it but didnt repost. i will never know what he thinks. god why am i like this do better
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A sexual move relating to the Twilight series of books where a male will shave his pubic region prior to fellatio, and after ejaculating onto his partner's face, the hair is thrown on the face , sticking to said ejaculate (much like the gorilla mask) however as the hair is thrown on the face, one must howl like a wolf to get the desired effect. Some also stomp on their partner's toe to achieve an involuntary howl. See also "Team Edward"
"damn bro, did you hear chet gave Laura a team Jacob at the party? There was hair all over the place afterwards!
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Rolf Jacob Sartorius
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
I don't like Jacob Sartorius.
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A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
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a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.
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a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"
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