is sooooooo fucking hot he will melt you at first sight, you will never get over jasons bro
shahnee: ohhhh whos that
belinda: i dont know but they are hot
jason: that my bro
shahnee: omg its jasons bro
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Intentionally bringing up a bad joke or spilling a drink in order to divert the conversation or to "save time", typically done in a group setting.
As I was growing tired of her lengthy conversation, I realized it was time for a little jason kidding. So I "accidentally" spilled my water, just like that bitch ass Jason Kidd.
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Literally the ugliest man out there. Heβs pretty stupid and he likes to buttfuck guys. Ruins this world. Yeah I see you looking at this Jason Demers
I just watched Jason Demers trip down the stairs and fall and cry at the party. What a looser
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yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
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Ayo you see Jason Gordon he's literally just a vibe bro
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Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
βMan, Iβm so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.
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To disappear to someone's knowledge from the face of the earth without notice. When you wake up with a girl and erase all of your information from her phone to the fullest, block every form of social media, and then speed off. To block someone from every form of contact (unless they attempt so by extreme measure) from your life. To totally vanish and dispatch someone or a group of people from your life. Really useful when that Tinder chick turns out to be a psycho.
1. Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night, but in the morning she was a total bitch. I Jason Bourne'd her ass. She doesn't even remember my name.
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