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When someone leaves a pooh in the toilet, and you can see it bobbing in the water
ahhh man ive left a nasty winking jimmy in the bog!
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The act of operating a motor vehicle and backing into or driving into something and then driving off as if nothing happened and no one noticed.
Oh man I just backed my truck into that van...hang on I am going to pull a Jimmy and drive off like nothing happened. We will drive around on the other side of that building to see if there is any truck damage.
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The most bizarre president since Teddy Roosevelt. Did a crappy job running the country, and then got praised for telling everyone to make nice while encouraging the states of mind that opposed peace.
Sold a book that sucks
This moron thinks Israel is apartheid. Jimmy Carter is such a douchebag
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A guy who saved NBC Late Night's sorry ass twice in one decade. First time was in 2000 by resurrecting Weekend Update (with much help from Tina Fey), turning it into a fun and clever guy-girl exchange that worked wonders. Second time was in 2009 after the whole Leno-Conan reshuffling clusterfuck didn't work out, leaving Fallon as NBC's only non-fail comedian (out of four) still standing.
Writes jokes that are smart, relevant, and actually funny (unlike Leno). Also unlike Leno, his comedy sketches actually reflect some effort and creativity (i.e. Remix the Clips) instead of being tired ripoffs or just mooching off user input for humor. If there were justice in the world, Fallon would host the Tonight Show and Leno would get bumped to 4:03 AM on Telemundo.
A pretty good impressionist and parody songwriter, too.
Conan at his peak was still the best, but as replacements go, you gotta admit this Jimmy Fallon motherfucker is aiiiiiiite
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A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!
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