July 7th

July 7th is the day that all of the future serial killers are born.

Omg, she’s born on July 7th?! Stay away from her, she might kill you!

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july 23

people born on this day are the people you should not depend on because they can’t keep a promise. yet, theyre very caring and hate to cause conflict. they’re a leo which gives them a bit of flare, but on the cusp of a cancer so still a little sensitive. they’re also very charming and attractive. some of the best people out there.

“yo you’re so cool!”

“it’s because im born on july 23rd lol”

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10th July

Only gay people are born on this day

Person 1: When were you born?
Person 2: 10th July
Person 1: omg you're gay

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July 10th

Guys born on July 10th are generally some of the most hot and sexiest guys you'll ever lay your eyes on. However, all my ladies out there, if he's born on July 10th, he's more than likely gay. Sorry.

Person 1: "omg he's so hot 🤰🤰"
Person 2: "yeah, he's born July 10th so that explains it"
Person 1: "wait so he's gay? Dang it"

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July 4th

MOTHERFUCKING 'MURICA DAY!!!!!'
AMERICA FUCK YEA!!!!
BLAST YA MOST AMERICAN MUSIC AND GET DRUNK AS HELL

July 4th is murica day

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Dirty Julie

A dirty Julie is a giant orgy consisting of you do a handstand against the wall twerking and getting fucked in the ear with a 1 inch wonder while one or more of your friends watch from a far eating shrimp alfredo and yelling Yahtzee!!!

“Man I just got back from a dirty Julie”

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july 22nd

Sexiest most manliest nigga alive these July 22nd niggas be sexy asf

Damn sis I just caught me a July 22nd

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