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The act of ejaculatin' in a pre-fitted mouth guard, stickin' it into your partner's mouth while they're asleep and then timin' 60 seconds as you hold their mouth shut.
Hey honey, it's been six months since your last Kentucky Fluoride Treatment!
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The name given to the act of defecating into a vagina. (May be impossible.)
"Okay... a Kentucky Hot Pocket is like... when you take a poop in a girl's vagina."
"Why Kentucky? Why not call it like, a Mississippi Hot Pocket?"
"Well, there's a Tennessee Hot Pocket, but that's with corn in the poop."
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Chicken That Brings People Love....
Mom: Were Getting Kentucky Fried Chicken For Dinner Cj.
Cj: I Love You To Mom.
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When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take your car thru a real car wash.
Dominick: Dude, nice wheels. Looks like you finally got a car wa---What's with that weird streak on your door?
Phillppe: Oh yea man, I had to do the kentucky car wash...
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Where are the black people
Linkin the colonels fried balls at Kentucky fried chicken
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An action that can be performed by either sex. On the male side...Shave your balls...wait a couple of days till stubble develops. After the eager awaiting of the stubble...drag your balls across your significant others face....leaving red marks...and if your balls are heavy enough....flesh wounds could possibly occur.
On the female side. After stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap...Convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. Grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
Oh god my face is killing me. I just woke up and I think John gave me the Kentucky Face Grader last night....oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
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A large wad of one dollar bills.
Person 1: I have $23 in my wallet, all in 1's!
Person 2: Wow, that's quite a Kentucky bank roll you got there.
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