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often used to describe the guys with big head, small brain, and a small dick.
don't be kevin
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kevins are usually short and have very tiny penises and long noses kevin is fat ugly and stupid as fuck
kevin is a gay person and is a faget
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Kevin. Ah i once dated a "kevin". Let me tell you, Kevin is a disgusting, ratty mouse, ugly bastard who doesn't care about anyone except him. He is annoying, rude, hateful, and is pure with a heart from satan. Do NOT I MEAN NOT, date or be in contact with a Kevin because all he will do is hurt your fragile little heart and tear it into bits until you have no self-confidence what so ever and you WILL DIE. Kevin will make you crazy, he will destroy your emotions, actually ALL your emotions, and he will be the reason why you fail at being a good person. You will end up becoming a satanic devil also, but make most of that situation and cut up that piece of shit, and go back to being an angelic human being who will slay the world just like Beyonce and you will become the best person living and you will show that mother fucker "Kevin" that you dont need him or anyone and watch him crawl on his knees begging you to take him back and that hes sorry for cheating. But bitch, WATCH HIM AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE BECAUSE, WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLSS!!!!!
Btw, his dick was small as hell anyway :) byezzzzz
kevin is a dickhead
screw kevin
kevin is an ugly as loser
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Coiner of the word pronunciate.
Dude! Kevinator is having a cookout!
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A person who is stupid to an extent previously not thought to be possible in a human being. A Kevin's stupidity transcends social, political, and metaphysical boundaries. It is not enough to be a common idiot; in order to earn the title of "Kevin", one must express his/her idiocy in an uncommonly creative way. For instance, a Kevin might try to clean up spilled milk and cereal by wiping it with a sock, while still wearing said sock. Interacting with a Kevin will cause you to question the existence of a benevolent and loving God.
Can be a male or female. This word is only derogatory when used to refer to someone who is not actually named "Kevin". The term originated from a /r/AskReddit post in response to the prompt "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
Anyone can plagiarize an assignment, but it takes a real Kevin to earn a 109% similarity score.
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a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
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