Hetero, mostly white privilege people, who think they have to fight for LGBT community where it is completely unnecessary. Especially in situations where even the LGBT community doesn't care.
*Brand comes up with an ad with a hetero family and a lesbian family*
Everyone: "Wow, what a sweet and positive Ad!"
Rainbow Knight: "You know this doesn't show the diversity of people and love and family?! You disrespect the LGBTQ community and this is pure discrimination!"
A man with looks but harsh backstories. Beaten and broken but loving and caring. Their best match is a torn princess because both cling like magnets. For they are both broken but if your man happens to be a rusted knight be thankful for he will never let you down or break your heart unless you do it to him first.
Hes a rusted knight. He looks like a rusted knight.
The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan
OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱
A Magic Knight is A bastard of the Royal family who decided to practice dark magic as a teen and never got better. He wasn’t even good at card tricks!
Magic Knight*“I bet I can turn the Jack into a Queen”
Boy 1*”this Kid thinks he’s a Magic Knight, he’s friggiń trash”
I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem) a MASSIVE meme that is still MASSIVE (like the low tape fade(MASSIVE meme btw)). It's a meme on tiktok where when someone finds something rare, a gold scar PERCHANCE appears with the song All time low in the background with the lyrics: "Dekupampampem dekupampampem deku.. I was the knight in shining atmour in your movie..."
Dragan: OMG I just found a gray pump
Roko: Dekupampampem dekupampampem I was the knight in shining armour in your movie (dekupampampem)
Dragan: No way.. you just found a gold scar
Noa: LOWW TAPER FADEE! (It's still MASSIVE)
THE SEXIEST KNIGHTOF THEM ALL
I LET THE KNIGHTS FEUDAL DUTY HIT LAST WEEKEND
An obese man with too much courage, and time on his hands (attempts to use his courage to get a relationship partner)
I don't need a knight in shining pizza they're just perverts