Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

fart knocking

the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs

I was fart knocking her last night.

Knock him a cracker

Meaning you will put a hole in his dome.

He called me nibba bout to knock him a cracker

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

Louisiana Knock Out

While your best babe is giving you a BJ while your standing up, and she's on her knees on the floor, you guzzle a bottle of red wine, then shotgun a beer. Right before you start puking all over her head, grab her by both ears so she can't back off. While your puking all over her head, force your meat stick down her throat until you blow your load and the gagging makes puke and nut shoot out of her mouth like a fire hose. Take your dong out her mouth and knee her as hard as you can on the chin.

My girl loves to suck my d*ck, but she talks to much and I had to get up early, so I gave her a Louisiana Knock Out.

knock you a good one

Punch the other person so hard they fall

I'll knock you a good one