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lazy snuzan

In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.

Wake up! Has Lazy Snuzan got you again?

by Bakedpotato771 January 7, 2016


Lazy Day

Lucy and molly

I could really do with a lazy day

by jimmyjimmyjimmy December 27, 2017


Lazy Mustang

The act of giving fellatio with little to no enthusiasm

Dinner wasnt worth it. all I got was a lazy Mustang.

by Reapers_Gambit February 24, 2021


The Lazy Eyebrow

An amazing transformers figures reviewer

"Why hello youtube, greetings from The Lazy Eyebrow..."

by Spud Lord August 29, 2021


lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 26, 2024


lazy American

Bo turo

Huch a wazy lazy American

by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023


The Lazy Tee Shot

A sex position; the male equivalent of starfishing.

Blade is a lover that won’t get off his back, his favourite position is the lazy tee shot.

by Some jaded lover July 12, 2018