M card: The "Menopause" card.
Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.
Has literally infinite rizz
Usually wears glasses
They are usually Bulls Fans
Actual GOAT in Speech and Debate
Gives the worst trade proposals in fantasy
W rizz
Very funny
Did I mention W rizz?
“Who has the most rizz in this school?”
Everyone including Dwayne The Barack Johnson: “SHRIHAN M.”
A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester
Chill dude but doesn’t touch grass and loves breaking bad memes. He also never stops playing random ass memes and never cuts his hair. So does it make him a discord mod?
Person 1: Wait is he touching grass
Person 2: No it’s just his sister
Julian M
A girl who will be there for you when ever you need. She gives without ever asking back, but she wants it, give it to her, she deserves it. She’s shy at first, scared for you to hurt her or for her to get too attached too quickly, give her time and a chance, and you will be blessed with her presence. Comfort her often because she believes she is a burden, she isn’t. She has an incredible way of thinking and her humour is just as incredible. She stands up for what she believes in and will not be afraid to have you back. Just make sure you don’t insult MITSKI, she will come for you. Florence M is the sweetest person you will ever meet and you are lucky to just stand next to her. Cherish every second you get in her presence.
Person 1: Omg who is the sweetheart i just met with the big blue eyes?
Person 2: oh I know her! That’s Florence M.